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The Teaser:

Wheely ship! I’m totally squee about the Wheely Ship ever since it got hurt. It’s completely irrational, but oh, I love it so.

Unimpeachable sources? Who dat? Tory? Isn’t Roslin going to figure it out pretty quick?

Holy crap! He basically just dissed his own ex-girlfriend. “Cylon prisoner” indeed. Um that Cylon prisoner was your GIRLFRIEND, hello??

Oh, Lee. I kinda don’t see your point, despite my love of democracy and transparency and all that. Although I will give you that Roslin is being all Ms. Haughty and dictatorial all of a sudden this season.

Totally random shallow note. Wow, Lee has really pretty green eyes. I never noticed. How can Laura not crumple with them staring into her eyes? Oh, right. Bill probably has them too.

Oh, SHARING visions. I thought Baltar meant telling her visions to them. Duh. Ok. But wait. How would he know about that? Is Tory telling him?

On the Demetrius:

Um, Natalie, didn’t you think you’d be doing the talking? Why do you look so shocked?

Everbody’s suddenly pretty able to do Gaeta’s FTL jumping, like it’s driving an automatic or something. Poor boy’s gonna lose his leg! Don’t feed his job insecurity!

See? He’s opening his eyes: He’s saying, “Hey, that’s my job! I do the jumps! Don’t get used to it!”

Okay, Natalie you keep your mitts off Hera! She’s Caprica’s baby!

What do you mean, “how do you know her name?” You’re freaking Cylons! You share BRAINZ half the time!

Sync points? What? What’s the problem here? Huh? Who cares. Something’s going wrong, that’s all we need to know.

Ah, it’s good to see Adama back in the CIC, even if this is really not going to be a battle.

Oh Tigh, are you really going to fight your own?

Oh, and of course the comm doesn’t work

Hey Dee! That’s Gaeta’s job. Don’t get too used to it!

Hoshi!!

(aw, closed captioning lists him as communication officer)

Everybody’s jumpin’ jumpin’…

That’s it, Tigh! Figure it out.  Figure it ouuuut…..

Weapons HOLD! Yeah!

Whoa, was that viper going to crash into the basestar just there?

Wait, how is the comm working now? Oh, Demetrius’ is working.

I love the sound of the Fleet jumping. It’s such an awesome sound. It’s like … rusty vacuum cleaners.

Oh Bill. What you going to do now?

Phew! Commercial. Need to process all that.

Ok, we’re back. Wow, that entrance shot into the basestar? Beautiful. Oh! And we’ve got Marines in the basestar!

Tigh is looking at Anders, like: “What did you do, Anders? What the frak did you do?”

“Which one of them shot Gaeta?” What an excellent question! Kara looks sheepish.

Wow! It’s the conference room from “Water!” Wow, those times look positively awesome in comparison now, don’t they?

Look at Tigh and Tory! They’re all like “CRAP! Um…no one here but us non-Final Fivers…Really….”

HOLY CRAP! That’s offering to destroy the Cylons as a species. They can’t reproduce, remember?

Nothing is more important than being with the Five! Um… you’re with two of them right now!!! Look at them! They’re the ones totally avoiding your eyes! You’d think your Spidey senses would be tingling off the charts right now!

“The Final Five are in your Fleet.” Oh crap, maybe she can sense something. Okay, every Cylon in the room, ready? Go shifty eyes now. One, two, three, GO!

In sickbay:

Scissors! Oh no! They’re NOT. THEY WON’T. OMG NO!!!!! HIS LEG!!!!!!

Holy crap. I really thought they weren’t going to do that.

He looks so horribly sad.

THEY TOOK MY BOY’S LEG!

FRAK!

They’re not going to show them taking it, are they? (oh thank god).

Meanwhile, back at the ranch:

You guys already contemplated this genocide thing before. It didn’t work out so well. And Helo, you’re behind it this time?  Whaa?

You got Cylons on your side this time, Helo. This time, it could be for REALZ, you know. FOR REALZ.   

Hmm…The hangar deck is full of random people right now, milling about. It’s sorta looking like NY Comic Con

Dylan Four meeting:

Tyrol, you are so frakking awesome. “At least we’ll find out who the fifth is.” Hee!

Oh and Sammy? I love you a little bit for feeling guilty for shooting Gaeta.

Tory and Roslin:

I sooo want Roslin to call her on the Baltar leak

Oh SNAP! YOU”RE SLEEPING WITH HIM! OMG!

Tory/Roslin shippers everywhere are crying right now.

On the basestar:

Ooh, Cylon plotting….hostages? Like who? Who would be interesting?

Back in sickbay:

Gaeta singing! After three seasons, AJ gets to sing! Finally!!!

And aww, Laura, what a way to discover a beautiful voice indeed. Now I want Laura-Gaeta sickbay fic.

Oh, poor baby. He’s in so much pain.

Whoa! Everybody’s in the sick bay all of a sudden. Lee, what are you doing there? Leave Laura Roslin alone with her diloxan, damnit.

Vote of no confidence, uh-oh. This looks bad. But really, did you expect her to drop her diloxan IV and come running? Couldn’t this wait a couple of hours? Maybe I’m politically naïve, but…

Wow. Laura is totally prepping Lee to be president, isn’t she? “Try holding their lives in balance every day.” He is so going to end up president by the end of the series. With like no damn experience. Kinda doesn’t make any sense, but SHOW….

Baltar/Tory:

He didn’t get that info from Tory? Seriously? Then how the hell did he know?

Wow, Tory just gave him THE LOOK.

LOL, Gaius, point taken. You’re you. Of course you’d make crap up and lie. You’re talking to TORY here.

Wait. When did he see visit Caprica?

O rly? She told Romo that? (ETA: nicole_anell has me convinced that it was Gaius doing one of his patented sketchy Gaius-saves and he really meant Head!Six until he realized that Tory probably doesn’t want to hear about his invisible girlfriend!)

Why DID he keep it secret?

She’s a hypocrite? Dude, I love ya, but you’re like King of the Hypocrites! You are so full of shit. Wow, could you be more ironic in this scene? MY EYES!! MY EYES!!

Back in sickbay:

Oh, they’re going to show it, aren’t they? The stump! AUGH!!! Like what, they thought we didn’t believe them that they cut off his leg???

Gods, AJ has a beautiful voice here. What a way to find out Gaeta sings.

Quorum Meeting:

WHOA! It’s Natalie! And Kara!

Ok, you want to have a sense of time. I’ll buy that. For our existence to hold any value it must end. That’s kind of cool, actually.

Uh-oh. What? Is Kara going to go crazy on us? Right now, right here? Infront of the Quorum? Oh, she’s feeling guilty about the Hybrid.

Sickbay:

A lot of singing for Aj. He’s not doing well. Where did they get this song from, anyway? It’s really quite beautiful.

Poor baby…OMG!OMG! BALTAR spying on Felix in sickbay!

*Dies*

OMG, is my memo fic coming true? Is he coming to save his soul or something?  He better do something more than emote in background and leave.

ARGH! He didn’t even talk to him! NO FAIR!

Of course, Gaeta maybe doesn’t want his estranged ex-boyfriend to see him all stumpy, so….oh, and he kinda HATES HIM right now, doesn’t he? But still, WAAH! This show is SO UNFAIR TO FELIX.

Opera House Alert!:

Everybody’s having the dreams again. Why doesn’t Baltar ever have these dreams? I mean, even Hera’s having them, apparently.

“Bye Bye!” Creepy. Hmm…wasn’t that line in “Poltergeist”? Didn’t Carol-Anne say that?

Kara and Laura in sickbay:

Hey, is that Starbuck’s mandala on the wall in back of Laura’s bed?

Man, sickbay is popular this week. Now we got Kara. She better go visit Gaeta while she’s here.

Hmm…how does the Hybrid know, indeed? Oh, wait, Laura. Are you really going to go see the Hybrid?

OMG she is. And Kara’s going to take her. FIELD TRIP!

The basestar:

Ooh, what if the Final Five are watching? Judging us? Compelling point. Too bad you’re wrong, though, Natalie. Oh and btw, you can’t order the Centurions to do anything, remember?

Wow. For once, an Eight who’s not Boomer or Athena has got something smart to say. The Colonials probably would go destroy everyting.

Baltar and Roslin

Ok, why the hell is Helo walking with Baltar? And is Baltar ever going to thank him for giving up that Raptor seat? Ohhh…wait....Laura. It’s a walk-off.

Aw…she’s got Adama’s book with her. Super AWWWWW…But why would she need it? Does she think she’s going to have dead time to kill? Does she think the Hybrid has a waiting room or something?

Whoa! Laura just put all the cards on the table! “You’re in my visions.”

 Hera:

Oh, crayon Sixes. And what up with the crazy camera shot? Oh, it’s to give Hera time to escape. I get it.

Oh, here we go: VISION TIME!

Hey, wait a minute. Why isn’t Sharon going with Roslin on the Hybrid field trip? Or Caprica?

Whoa! Centurions. Coming through, motherfrakker. Centurions with sentience are still as scary as all get out.

Wow, Hera. That girl MOVES. Where the hell is she?

Aw poor Dee. She doesn’t get crap to do anymore. Not gonna wish anything though. I wished for Gaeta to get more to do and look what happened….

Um, how about set Condition Two or something? Couldn’t Sharon get the like 5,000 marines on board to help her look for her super special hybrid baby?

Aw, Tryol’s going to help her. He’s got a Hybrid baby too. He understands.

Wow, Natalie does look kind of scary the way she smiles at Hera. I can see why Sharon’s freaked out.

Visiting the Hybrid:

“Let God’s will be done.” Oh lolz, Gaius. I agree with Laura. STFU.

Oh, why do I think the Hybrid is NOT going to be pleased here?

Sharon! No! Don’t shoot Natalie! She’s an awesome Six! I love her! Oh CRAP!

No way! They really did it, didn’t they? She’s dead?!?

Back with the Hybrid:

JUMP?!?! What the hell? Where are they going? Where’s Leoben and  not-Boomer?

Oh wait. I haven’t been paying attention to the lyrics. My show was being all layered and shit, and I MISSED IT. Damnit. Thank god for TIVO.

OH SHOW ILU! This episode was made of crazy sad awesome! You are forgiven a multitude of sins right now…..